Looking to stir things up with a few coffee-centric gags this Christmas? Well we sure are, so bear with us as we present some of our favourite coffee-themed gags - all of which are deSERVING of a place in even the poshest crackers!
How did the hipster burn her mouth? She drank her coffee before it was cool!
What do gossiping coffees do? Spill the beans!
Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before? Déjà brew!
Why shouldn't you drink 1p espresso? It’s a cheap shot!
How are coffee beans like teenagers? They're always getting grounded!
What’s a barista’s favourite exercise at the gym? The French press!
Why did the coffee-shop worker get fired? He kept showing up in a tea-shirt!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso!
Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee? It made him too jumpy!
Merry Christmas from Cafe2U!
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