To celebrate World Cup 2022, we've compiled our best coffee XI from players who will be taking part in this month's tournament. Read on to see if your favourite players have made the cut!
Goalkeeper
In goal, it's Germany's number two, Kevin Trapp-uccino.
Although he's unlikely to play much this winter, he'll be the first player his teammates turn to when they need a luxury hot drink the morning before a match.
Defence
We've gone for a versatile back five, with the Netherlands' Jurrien Timber-ista serving up delicious assists from his position at right wing-back, while Brazilian Alex Telles-presso brings relentless energy to his role on the opposite flank.
Making up the rest of the defence are two English centre backs and another Dutchman, in the forms of Ben 'Flat' White, Conor Coady-caff and our captain, Virgil 'Mobile Coffee' van Dijk, who we know will deliver the goods all over the pitch.
Is this the most thirst-quenching fivesome there's ever bean?!
Midfield
To accommodate our marauding wing-backs, we've opted for safety and stability in our team's engine room, with an athletic but defensively-minded duo comprising another Brazilian and a third English representative. Take a bow Cafemiro and Declan Rice-d coffee.
What this pair lack in goal threat, they more than make up for in tasty tackles. Let's just hope they don't end up in too much hot water!
Completing our midfield in an advanced role just behind the strikers is Morocco's Sofiane Brew-fal. A lively, silky smooth operator, he's the perfect pick-me-up when energy levels start to flag in the latter stages of a game.
Attack
Who else but France's favourite son, Kylian Mfrappé, alongside Samba star Neymaricano!
With flicks and tricks galore and ice running through their veins, we're sure these two will score our XI plenty of latte-minute winners.
Manager
And every team needs a manager - so our Coffee XI will be coached by Spain’s Luis Enri-queue at the back of our van.
It's coming home?
Let us know how you think this team would get on at World KeepCup 2022 and send us your own coffee XI on our social media channels!